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You will NOT bark on my couch.

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08:25 / 27.02.04

Oh, no you fucking won't. Order police all over the place, i can feel the weazels closing in. Splat, swat, haha gotcha smocha.

Discuss.

Now.

And don't go making any sense. I mean it. I've just bwuiarvhbw on the order police. You need chaos as a balance to just turning the damn thing on.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

08:30 / 27.02.04

Hey, my dog (who is, as far as I can tell, the Supreme Being) sits on the couch and barks ALL THE TIME!

Are you fucking with divinity?

Isalie

08:39 / 27.02.04

Divinity is a complete slut. I fucked him/her last thursday, on the couch no less.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

08:42 / 27.02.04

But... but... Divinity told me he/she was in an important meeting last Thursday... (sob)

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08:42 / 27.02.04

No, it just can't bark on MY couch until i've cleared the ether.

It can see dead people.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

08:47 / 27.02.04

Socially?

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09:05 / 27.02.04

Yep.

Isalie

09:08 / 27.02.04

That's sweet.

OH DEAR FUCK, WHO LEFT THE BASKETBALLS ON THE OVEN !?!
You were supposed to take them out an hour ago Stoatie...

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

09:09 / 27.02.04

Well sorrEEE!!! I was waylayed by, like, you know, stuff. And things.

yeah, that's right. Things. And stuff.

Isalie

09:13 / 27.02.04

And things.

ECHO!

Isalie

09:14 / 27.02.04

ECho

Isalie

09:17 / 27.02.04

echo.

40%

09:23 / 27.02.04

I lived with a dog once. It didn't bark very much, but it did have a tail.

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10:02 / 27.02.04

Stoatie i'm a member of chaos, please produce one image of your dog for this thread please.

I want to see this couch dwelling barking divinity.

Fucking order police, back home you go.

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10:03 / 27.02.04

for fucks sake.

I'm putting in a request to the mods.

You know what for.

Yes. That's right.

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10:13 / 27.02.04

I would like an executive position on the board please Mr Gates.

Ruff.

It made me take it from the net and post it here. The dog did it. This is starting to conform to some type of order. I didn't want this to happen.

I had to post three times in a row just to destabilise this thread again.

mixmage

11:23 / 27.02.04

Order, eh?

I'll have a double-bacon Random with cheese, and a side order of chaos. SupaSize me, baybee!

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11:28 / 27.02.04

There Mixmage hi!

cmingo pu a doblue boacn rnadmo whit chesee!!!!!!

YUM!!!

Bear

11:49 / 27.02.04

Is this a Friday thing? Is it a payday thing, can I play?

Labdien, mani sauc Lácis un es esmu no Skotijas....

40%

12:48 / 27.02.04

I'll have a double-bacon Random with cheese

Bacon comes from pigs, doesn't it? Where does cheese come from again?

Bed Head

12:52 / 27.02.04

I think you can have dog-bacon. You can probably make some dog-milk cheese if you're prepared to put the effort in. I wonder if different breeds of dog would taste noticably different...

What??

agvvv

12:53 / 27.02.04

The moon..obviously.

40%

13:13 / 27.02.04

Oh, different breeds of dog taste different, believe me. (Wipes mouth guiltily)

Baz Auckland

13:59 / 27.02.04

I want to live in a world where Stoatie's dog is the Supreme Being... awww.. Biscuits.... so very cute and sweet....

slinkyvagabond

14:37 / 27.02.04

How come my time is soooo relative to yours? Where do you live, Goddammit, WHERE?!!!!! Because, right now, you're in the future. And that scares me.

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16:10 / 27.02.04

I had a dream.............the music got turned on.............and then six rabbits started dancing..............it took one to start the other five off...............

Yes.

That's it Compu-comp : The moon obviously.

Or the sleep machine.

akira

16:24 / 27.02.04

And then this bug purple elephant flew into a manic-depresive kalidascope. Twice. And all the ice-cream van did was go clock wise into a vaguely emtertaining biskit fight, with lemmons. Shop sticks.

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19:36 / 27.02.04

YES!!! This is good! This thread is an amazing creation!

I might assemble all of the posts and put them into an online William Burroughs word machine!

That would be very interesting.

40%

20:30 / 27.02.04

purple elephant flew into a manic-depresive kalidascope

I've heard of elephant-shaped kaleidoscopes, and manic-depressive purple things, but I've no idea what you're talking about.

akira

20:57 / 27.02.04

You've never seen an elephant fly?

tantrus

21:11 / 27.02.04

I once had a brief aquintence with the dog. He helped me raise dead poets for the purpose of beheading larry flynt and than he shat on my couch no less.
well put a dildo in my ass and tell me its raining if this isn't a wonderfully cumbersome day today!

akira

21:20 / 27.02.04

How many apples in a barrel of grapes?
A bannana <---THIS---> big.

40%

21:21 / 27.02.04

I've seen a fly elephant. As in 'to elephant'; I elephant, you elephant, they elephant, etc. It means 'to swing around a long apendage'. It's kind of a euphemism for flashing.

That's right, the fly flew right in my face and then elephanted me. I was horrified.

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22:17 / 27.02.04

I can't get the nuts and bolts off this damn thing............aha!

Wizard mandala!

agvvv

22:26 / 27.02.04

Who are you to speak anyway! I`m the underdog I tell`ya! UNDERdog!

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